גברת תשובה

את הפנינים האלה קיבלתי במייל מאייל, שהוא גם חבר טוב שלי וגם גבר גבר, מסתבר.

He said to me . . .
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . .
You wear pants don't you?
 
He said to me ……
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him….
That's a good idea – you stand by the stove & the sink while I sit on
 the sofa and do nothing but fart

 He said to me… …
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 He said to me. ……
Why don't women blink during sex?
I said to him .. .
They don't have time

 He said to me….
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ….
I don't know; it has never happened.
 
He said to me….
 Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
 I said to him . . .
 They already have boyfriends.
 
He said to me….
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .
A widow.
 

He said to me….
Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . .
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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